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THIS TIMING IS PRETTY FIRM NOW. SO IN THAT WEEK, WE SHALL SEE MANY MANY FUNDS BEING RELEASED FOR THE HISTORIC ASSETS, THE PPP, THE CURRENCY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FOR ME, THE PROJECT FUNDS. THE HISTORY OF HOW WE GOT HERE IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE HISTORY WE WILL BE MAKING NOW. AND PLEASE BE KIND WHEN THE UGLY TRUTHS BEGIN TO SURFACE ABOUT HOW WE GOT TO THIS HOLE WE ARE CLIMBING OUT OF RIGHT NOW. SO, NOW THAT THE MAIN INFO IS OUT OF THE WAY, AND WE ARE ASSURED THAT EVERYTHING HAS STARTED, THE CRITICAL ELEMENT THAT IS NOW IN FOCUS IS MONEY MANAGEMENT. WHEN YOU GET THE MONEY, WHAT WILL YOU DO. I HAVE SPOKEN BEFORE ON THE LOTTERY MENTALITY THING, AND IT MAKES SENSE TO AVOID THAT PITFALL AND DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. BESIDES CLEARING YOUR DEBTS AND BUYING A HOUSE, CAR, BOAT, AND THAT BOX OF SOMETHING ON THE GROCERY SHELF YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY BUT DID NOT HAVE MONEY TO SPARE, WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE REST? BLOW IT ON EXPENSIVE THINGS? THROW PARTIES? SEND A MILLION DONATION TO HELP WITH MICE POPULATION ISSUES IN SUSAN’S HOUSE? (YES THEY ARE BACK) THIS IS A TOPIC EVERYBODY NEEDS TO REFLECT ON. HERE YOU HAVE A BOATLOAD OF MONEY. YOU CAN BE SURE YOUR NEIGHBOR AND THE GUY IN THE PLAID JACKET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN WILL COME ASNIFFIN UP YOUR DRIVEWAY SELLING YOU SNOWSHOES IN CASE OF A BLIZZARD IN FLORIDA. DON’T BE FOOLED. THE BEST INVESTMENT IS SEAFRONT PROPERTY. MISS PHIPPS IS ASSEMBLING SOME LOVELY BROCHURES IN STRIKING GRAYSCALE OF PRISTINE PROPERTIES ON THE MOON. ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO IS TO GET YOURSELF A GOOD WEALTH MANAGEMENT SYSTEM IN PLACE. BANKS, ACCOUNTING FIRMS, SECURITY HOUSES ETC ALL HAVE SUCH DEPARTMENTS/DIVISIONS, AND I PLAN ON TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THEIR EXPERTISE MYSELF. IF YOU MANAGE YOURSELF RIGHT, YOU WILL HAVE WHAT YOU WANT, AND LEAVE A GOOD LEGACY FOR YOUR CHILDREN. BE GENTLE WITH MONEY. IT IS ONLY ENERGY, NOT A THING TO POSSESS. MONEY, LIKE ENERGY, LIKES TO WORK. IT DOES NOT LIKE SITTING ON A SHELF COLLECTING DUST. IT IS USELESS WHEN IT DOES THAT. SO PUT IT TO GOOD USE, AND LET THE ENERGY DO ITS THING. THIS IS WHY I HAVE CONCENTRATED ON THE PROJECT SIDE. Bikinis Calvin Klein Baratos PROJECTS NEED ENERGY TO HAVE LIFE, AND DO THINGS. GOOD THINGS. THINKING IN TERMS OF ENERGY IS MOST USEFUL AND YOU DO NOT GET CAUGHT IN THE MATERIAL ASPECT OF MONEY. BESIDES GRASS ROOTS STUFF LIKE THIS, ON THE GLOBAL SCENE, THERE ARE HUGE CHANGES AFOOT THIS MONTH (AS IF WE DON’T KNOW). THE LEADERS OF THE COUNTRIES ARE ALL UP TO SPEED ON THE CHANGES TO COME, AND ARE POSITIONING THEMSELVES TO GET TO THAT WORK. ONE INTERESTING PIECE OF INTELLIGENCE ON THIS CAME FROM ANOTHER BROTHER OF MINE: On September 25th 2015, 193 world leaders will commit to 17 Global Goals to achieve 3 extraordinary things in the next 15 years. The Global Goals campaign is a global collaborative effort to ensure that these Goals are world famous and that they are successfully acted upon. Project Everyone, founded by Richard Curtis, aims to make the Global Goals the most famous Goals on the planet by sharing them with 7 billion people in 7 days from the moment they are adopted. British filmmaker and campaigner Richard Curtis began working with the United Nations on a campaign that would be “fun, bright, entertaining, and interesting,” to attract attention, especially of young people. THIS IS A CLEAR INDICATION OF THE PREPARATIONS THAT HAVE GONE BEHIND THE SCENES FOR OUR HUMANITY. SUCH A GLOBAL EFFORT TAKES TIME TO SET UP AND GET TO THE STAGE OF ANNOUNCEMENT. BRAVO AND WELL DONE! BUT GETTING BACK TO MONEY, A WHILE AGO I RAN ACROSS A GOOD ARTICLE DEALING WITH PRECISELY THIS TOPIC, AND ITS EFFECTS AND DIRECTIONS. I COPY THE ARTICLE HERE FOR YOU BUT YOU CAN GO ONLINE TO GET THE REST. By Spencer Sherman & Brent Kessel The following is an excerpt from the “Heal Your Money Karma” on-line course. If you would like to enroll in the course, click here ( HYPERLINK “?cid=36” ?cid=36). When we gain awareness of our ancestral money patterns, we have the ability to create spaciousness around our unproductive money habits and beliefs. Spaciousness helps us loosen our grip on old patterns so that they can begin to unravel and we can develop new money habits and beliefs that serve us. We are often impulsive when it comes to money. Training ourselves to pause in the midst of reactivity energetically opens us up to a creative thought, a new insight, a new way of behaving. The money breath you will learn, for example, adds a much-needed pause to this contracted area in our life. Transforming Old Patterns The spiritual tools are now available for us to challenge our initiation into money and undo the conditioning of childhood money messages. In place of worn beliefs and undermining behaviors, we can affirm new beliefs and behaviors which align with who we are today. Healing Emotions Around Money Money has remained in shadow for so long that when we consciously bring it into the light and simply acknowledge the darkness, shame, and fear that we have around money, we begin to transform our old patterns. Being in denial, obsession, or resistance with any of our patterns, keeps them firmly in place. If you doubt this, observe your friends’ money patterns. If they are in denial, obsession, or resistance, don’t their patterns stay in place? Discovering and Balancing Your Financial Archetype Your life experiences caused you to develop certain ﬁnancial beliefs and habits and to avoid others. We have noticed that, although the details of people’s behaviors and problems are unique, there are great similarities among certain groups of people. We’ve created some broad deﬁnitions of these groups, or archetypes, so that people can learn from others who have gone through similar experiences. The value of deﬁning these archetypes is that they give us a basis for understanding how we came to have our current ﬁnancial life, and practices to pursue in order to create the ﬁnancial life we most want. Living an Authentic Money Life When we gain awareness of the truth of our conditioning, we are naturally compelled to increase our resonance with what we really want in our lives and to create an authentic money life for ourselves. A Living Example—Healing the “Money is Difficult” Belief Many of us have been conditioned to believe that money is difficult. As we understand our ancestral patterns and our archetypal money tendencies, we learn how to balance this tendency and create some spaciousness within which to create a paradigm shift in our lives. For me (Spencer), the thought that money is difficult began to shift at the level of the mind. Then I noticed that every cell in my body began to respond. Boxer Calvin Klein de Mujer Changing our beliefs will actually create new neural pathways in the brain. Take a moment to say “money is difficult” and notice how you feel. Now say “I have all the money I need at all times” and notice how you feel. Imagine the life you would live from these disparate messages. Which do you choose? This is about healing and undoing the old programming so that we can uncover our own path towards financial wellness, generosity, and prosperity consciousness. Unfortunately, so many of us have been living the lives of our ancestors despite our best efforts not to continue this conditioning. Now, you can use revolutionary tools to birth a new relationship to money that actually nourishes our spirits and allows us to live gracefully, mindfully, joyously, and abundantly on this planet. First, become aware of how your ancestors handled money. Start noticing the connections between your lineage, your childhood, and your current adult way of being around money. After watching the video, take time to write down answers to the following questions and/or discuss with your money ally. • How did they earn it? • How did they spend it? • Save it? • Invest it? • Worry about it? • Talk about it? • Were they free with it? • Generous? • Careless? • Frugal? • What are your own money shadows in your life today? HINT: These are your money thoughts and behaviors that keep you from absolute bliss and abundance in your life and that you don’t want others to know about. To continue healing your ancestral money patterns: 1) Read and do the exercise on your “Family’s Money Mantras.” 2) Make the “Money Breath” a daily practice. Family Money Mantras Let’s begin by recalling the favorite money aphorisms or pieces of wisdom that our parents and grandparents delivered with seemingly benign purpose. What did they tend to say repeatedly about money or their relationship to money? When you are feeling money stress or worry, what mantras from your family seem to be causing that stress or worry? For example, whenever I [Spencer Sherman] take a day off at the beach or do anything that can’t be measured in dollars, I hear my father’s voice say “money is the only thing that will give you security – count your bank balance.” Often when I’m shopping, I hear my mother’s voice say “we can’t afford it,” and then I hear the opposite voice of my maternal grandfather say “just go for it anyway.” No wonder we’re so confused about money. GO ONLINE FOR THE REST OF THE STUFF. IT MAKES GOOD SENSE AND I THINK IT WILL HELP. AND THAT END THIS WEEK’S WORLD SHAKING STUFF.
NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT MICE. THEY ARE SMALL AND THEY SQUEAK. THEY ROMP IN YOUR HAIR AT NIGHT, AND EAT WHAT THEY CAN. THEY CAN NOT OPEN REFRIGERATOR DOORS. THEY INHABIT NICE COZY PLACES LIKE SUSAN’S SINK. SHE FOUND THEIR DROPPINGS IN THE CUTLERY DRAWER YESTERDAY, AND THAT WAS ALMOST ENOUGH TO CALL MOUSEBUSTERS. THERE WAS A LITTLE CLUMP OF MOUSE HAIR ON THE CORKSCREW WHICH IT WENT THOUGH. SHE HID THE WINE. INTERESTINGLY, WHERE I LIVE NOW I CAUGHT A MOUSE IN THE GARBAGE BAG. IT MANAGED TO GET UP HIGH ENOUGH AND GOT CAUGHT IN THE GARBAGE. I QUICKLY CLOSED THE BAG, TOOK IT FAR AWAY FROM THE HOUSE, AND SET IT ON THE GROUND AND OPENED IT. IN A FEW SECONDS, LITTLE BLACK BEADS OF EYES PEERED AT ME, AND A SMALL GREY STREAK LAUNCHED ITSELF OUT OF THE BAG INTO THE NEAREST BUSH. WOW THEY ARE FAST. FEELING MOST SATISFIED, I WENT BACK JUST TO SEE ANOTHER STREAK ACROSS THE KITCHEN FLOOR HEADING TO ONE SIDE OF THE STOVE. I WAS NOT GOING TO PULL THE STOVE. I WENT UPSTAIRS TO RELAX, AND FOUND HALF OF MY FAVORITE CHOCOLATE BAR WAS DELICATELY SHAVED OFF. BEING BRAINFUL, I PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE AND WAITED. IT PAID OFF. A SMALL RUSTLING SOUND WAS HEARD, AND I SPRANG INTO MILITARY ACTION AND CLAMPED A PIECE OF CARDBOARD OVER THE PAIL. SECOND MOUSE FOLLOWED THE FIRST ONE INTO THE BUSHES. ONE LEFT TO GO I HOPE, UNLESS THEY HAVE A BROOD BUT STOVES AND ME DO NOT GET ALONG – THEY ARE HEAVIER. WILL HAVE TO WAIT HIM OUT. IN OTHER NEWS, MY SISTER IS STABLE BUT STILL ON RESPIRATOR. WITH THE RELEASES THIS WEEK, AND MAJOR RELIEF NEXT WEEK COMING, GOD WILLING SHE WILL PULL THROUGH. SO GET READY FOR THE FUN AHEAD, AND MANY BLESSINGS TO YOU AND YOURS. MUCH THANKS. IN ELATED GRATITUDE. ZAP “GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE” “BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH” September 9, 2015 Copyright ZAP 2013-2015 Your contributions to support our work is greatly appreciated. Please go to: and send to firstname.lastname@example.org via “friend or family. We send thanks and much gratitude to those who have generously supported us. We could not continue without your help.